Lulu
Gay best friend that frequently gets confused by strangers for my boyfriend. Although recently, I've been wifed up by strangers, because apparently we're too old to just be dating.
Gus
Friend I met at Nats Park that I hang out with on the regular.
Yuro, aka The Liability
If Yuro lived on the Jersey Shore, her nickname would most definitely be The Liability. She's a friend from high school who can sometimes be a hot mess. She's a lot of fun, though, and is always up for doing something, especially if it involves wine.
The Salters
My neighbors that over salt the hell out of the street around their car and their front steps and sidewalks if there's even the remote possibility of moisture anytime in the winter. Their front steps have crumbed twice due to their over-salting ways. One winter where there was a decent amount of snow, the asphalt around their cars was white for weeks from the amount of salt they spread around their cars.
The Criminal
Neighbor on my other side who regularly engages in nefarious activities.
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