Today Is Not My Day

Today has not started out well for me.

At all.

First, there was nothing good for breakfast when I stopped for coffee.  It's like there was a run on everything other than glazed donuts.

Then, I couldn't find my office keys.  I eventually did, but there was a good 20 minutes in there where I had no idea where they were, and my boss was slightly panicked at the idea of them being missing.

THEN, I turned on my computer, and somehow my huge brand new monitor had changed its settings all by itself overnight, and it was now on super huge ginormo mode, like I was blind, and I wanted to be able to read it from across a room.  That generated a call to the IT people.

While I was on the phone with them, I spilled coffee on my white tshirt.

And, throughout all of this, a client has repeatedly come up to me and asked me the same question about 1,000 times.

And all this happened before 8:15.

It's gonna be a good day.